I mean, it is a truism that the fewer who watch, the more truth the human will tell. Would you like to make up more lies, now? You could get me kicked off the whole internet! You could bribe more people to take away my followers! My sysadmins, I still have those. I have a new phone, I had to go to BestBuy and buy it because you fucked up the last one. Would you like me to scan all of my paper documents to give you more ammunition to use against me online? I only exist to serve your interests 😃